You Fail at Failing

Guest_Speaker: You will never guess what I just said.

O'Kittens & Mr. Peanut: What?

Guest_Speaker: I was talking to Mr. Jingles and I meant to say "I suck at failing" but what I said was "I fuck at sailing".

O'Kittens: I think what you meant was "You fail at failing"... and no, that is not a double negative.

Mr. Peanut: *Uncomfortable Chuckling*

Dr. Pepper

Guest_Speaker: That advertisement made no sense.

O'Kittens: What advertisement? I missed it.

Guest_Speaker: It was a Dr. Pepper ad it said "Now more satisfying" and a leprechaun.

Mr. Jingles: It looked like it was from a bad CG cartoon.

Guest_Speaker: Yeah, it made no sense.

O'Kittens: Maybe that was the point. Now you will remember that weird billboard.

Mr. Jingles: Now tastes more like Dr. Pepper... than urine.

Guest_Speaker & O'Kittens: WHAT?

Shit Tent

Guest_Speaker: All our gazebo is now is a shit tent.

O'Kittens: Yes, its only purpose is to provide cover for our dogs to take dumps.