You Fail at Failing

Guest_Speaker: You will never guess what I just said.

O'Kittens & Mr. Peanut: What?

Guest_Speaker: I was talking to Mr. Jingles and I meant to say "I suck at failing" but what I said was "I fuck at sailing".

O'Kittens: I think what you meant was "You fail at failing"... and no, that is not a double negative.

Mr. Peanut: *Uncomfortable Chuckling*

Dr. Pepper

Guest_Speaker: That advertisement made no sense.

O'Kittens: What advertisement? I missed it.

Guest_Speaker: It was a Dr. Pepper ad it said "Now more satisfying" and a leprechaun.

Mr. Jingles: It looked like it was from a bad CG cartoon.

Guest_Speaker: Yeah, it made no sense.

O'Kittens: Maybe that was the point. Now you will remember that weird billboard.

Mr. Jingles: Now tastes more like Dr. Pepper... than urine.

Guest_Speaker & O'Kittens: WHAT?

Shit Tent

Guest_Speaker: All our gazebo is now is a shit tent.

O'Kittens: Yes, its only purpose is to provide cover for our dogs to take dumps.

Even Fruit can be a Dangerous Subject

Mr.Jingles: Did the fruit bite you?

O'Kittens: ... what planet are you from?

Guest_Speaker: He is from Venus where all of the pretty mans come from.

O'Kittens: Oh god...

Mr.Jingles: Yes, I come from the planet Penis.

Guest_Speaker: Why did you have to blow it? I was being nice and trying to give you a compliment.

O'Kittens: Because he is from the planet Penis, and that is what they do.. BLOW THINGS

Mr.Jingles: Yes, that's what we do... on Penis.

O'Kittens and Jingles on the way Home from a Fencing Tournament

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O'Kittens: Can I just sit and point? My legs hurt.

Mr.Jingles: You can sit and point while I poop.

O'Kittens: Or I could pull your finger while you are pooping in case you have any troubles.

Mr.Jingles: Puling a finger and pooping, that is a totally different concept. The only way that be better is if one was in like.. short shorts. Pull my finger and *plop*

O'Kittens: We should make a blog about our conversations.

Mr.Jingles: Please don't.

O'Kittens: Well we could have other names.. like Gugenheimer and Mr. Jingles.

Mr.Jingles: YOU can be Mr.Jingles, it sounds like a pair of nuts.

O'Kittens: That would work.

Mr.Jingles: You realize that it would probably have like one post right?

O'Kittens: Probably.

*Few seconds go by*

O'Kittens: NO! WAIT! I want to be Puppies O'Kittens!